Why I Want A Puppy

I love my Schmumfy, but the little hamster just doesn't have that sixth sense like dogs do. I remember that whenever I was having a bad day, my dog Snuggles would know something was up and instead of running and jumping around, he'd come and lay his head on my lap. Even Oreo is that way. All Schmumfy does is scurry around, trying to get away from me as fast as possible. Silly hamsters. I need a puppy.